ZERO CRED shirt (black)
Are you tired of being told you own too many black band t-shirts? Well what about a black t-shirt for a website that covers bands? That wouldn't count now would it? It's the perfect workaround, really. Get their asses on a technicality with this stunning ZERO CRED shirt.
By wearing this shirt, you are declaring to the world that your cultural palette is more refined than that of the plebs and normies.
That band that just got Best New Music on Pitchfork? You saw their first show last year.
That film your brother just learned about from NPR? You got invited to an early screening ages ago.
The new prestige drama everyone’s binging on Hulu? You’re already over it.
This shirt is guaranteed to make the posers in your life stand in awe of the vast breadth of your knowledge and weep with jealousy.
Printed on Next Level Apparel.